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Santa, a big-game hunter, went on safari with his wife, Jeeto and mother-in-law.
One evening, while still deep in the jungle, Jeeeto awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to Santa, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.
Santa picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.
Jeeto cried, "What are we going to do?"
"Nothing," said Santa. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
- Don`t flush There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, 'Wow, these seats are big!'
The person next to him answered, 'Everything is big in Texas.'
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a restaurant. Upon arriving, he ordered a drink and got a... -
Santa at KBC Santa is appearing on 'Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)' with Amitabh Bachchan.
Amitabh: 'Santa, you`re up to Rs Fifty lakhs, with one lifeline left: phone a friend. If you get it right, the next question is worth a crore rupees If you get it wrong, you drop back to Rs 3,20,000. Are you ready?'
Santa: 'Yes.'
Amitabh: 'Which of the following... - Banta`s knowledge Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.
'How does this boat float?'
Banta thought for a moment, then replied... - Blow out !! Mrs. Jones was walking down a Street in Dublin, and coming in the opposite direction was Father O`Rafferty.
'Hello,' said the Father, 'And how are you Mrs. Jones? Didn`t I marry you two years ago?'
She replied 'You did that, Father.'
'And are there any... - Do you know? Santa, a small town prosecuting attorney, called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?'
She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you Santa. I`ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you`ve been a big...